Suit Up for Time Travel!

Step into the sun-drenched, steam-filled alleys of 1870s NYC with the official gear of the city's most unlikely time-traveling duo.

If you’ve read "Preston the Provider," you know the story. You know the box of artifacts, the subway map that shouldn’t exist, and the realization that the nerds shall inherit the earth.

You also know that in Brooklyn, a ride on the B train might just lead to 1873.

This shirt is a badge of honor for anyone who understands that the greatest adventures often start with a pocket watch, a subway map, and a whole lot of nerdy obsession.

Meet your physicians. Preston and Artie—two teens who geek out on the weirdest hobbies and accidentally discover that their magnificent obsessions are the key to unlocking their futures.

The Design: A striking Victorian silhouette of a steam locomotive with trailing cars, flanked by Preston and Artie in their signature hats. The design is crowned with a twist on the motto of long-gone New York Sun: “We Shine For All.”

• Headlamps glowing with the promise of a new era.
• Radiant rays referencing the historic newspaper masthead and the light of discovery.
• Vintage typography in lush, rising curves that mimic the engine's steam.

If you haven't read the story yet? Consider this your invitation.

Printed on the premium Bella Canvas 3001, this tee features 100% combed and ring-spun cotton that feels soft, breathable, and perfectly broken-in from day one. No polyester blends, no stiff stiffness—just pure, comfortable cotton that moves with you.

Available in only in screaming red. (You know why.)

Warning: May cause sudden urges to check subway schedules, kit-bash model trains, or wonder what lies at the end of a time-bending journey.

Grab your copy of "Preston the Provider" and the shirt that proves you're part of the crew.

Unisex sizing. Fits true to size. For a looser fit, size up. Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron the design.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!