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Our Sassy Unisex TEA-Shirt

Our Sassy Unisex TEA-Shirt

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Huzzah!

A toast to 92,000 pounds of tea

that never got steeped.

 

1773. The year 342 chests of tea—worth roughly £10,000 then (about $1.7 million today)—were dumped into Boston Harbor.

Legend has it that Sarah Bradlee Fulton, a true "Daughter of Liberty," organized the women who supplied the disguises and the morale for the raid. And when the dust settled, an ancestor of Herman Melville (yes, the author of Moby-Dick) found a few stray tea flakes in his shoes. He saved them in a bottle, preserving a tiny piece of history for generations.

We like to think that on that hot, chaotic day, the only thing more refreshing than a glass of iced lemonade was the knowledge that the King's tea was now fish food. Because a true Patriot dares not sip the Crown's brew.

This shirt is for the historian who loves the details. For the rebel who appreciates a good waste of expensive commodities. For anyone who believes that sometimes, the best way to make a point is to throw a party in the harbor.

From the pages of Denise Kiernan's OBSTINATE DAUGHTERS to your closet.

I like a little harbor in my tea. Boston, 1773.

Now, ahem, about our TEA-shirt:

This garment is everything you've dreamed of—and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

And yes, this UNISEX style works for gentlemen as well.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer. (We told you it was comfy, didn't we?) Lighter colors may appear see-through in certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

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How Do I Get My Books—and Read Them?

Paperbacks & Journals: Printed on-demand by our independent printer when you order. Allow 10–15 days for delivery.

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Compatible Devices • Amazon Kindle • Kobo • Nook • Tablet • Phone • Computer • BookFunnel app (free)

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