My Doberman Would Like a Word... | Unisex T-shirt

Every issue of Denise’s author newsletter features a parting shot of our beloved Bruno. In fact, when readers write in, they always ask how the “little” guy is doing.

If you are a human who is proudly owned by a Doberman Pinscher, you understand this shirt.

Dobies are the only dogs ever bred to protect human life. In the course of doing their jobs, they cannot help become insanely attached to the ones they protect.

They’re loving, affectionate—dare we say almost needy?—dogs.

But heaven help strangers with dark motives who would intrude on their turf. In a matter of minutes, these foolish miscreants might well find themselves missing a chunk of protoplasm in a critical part of their anatomy.

This is the shirt for Dobie owners who appreciate the dichotomy.

It comes in two colors— black and chocolate—with a festive pop of subliminal menace.

This T-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with a fine amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all. Unisex fit.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

These shirts are true to size. We recommend sizing up from your usual size if you like a roomier fit.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!