Keep Calm and Read Weird Unisex T-Shirt

Never Gonna Read Normal Stuff.
Nuh-uh. Not gonna make me.

We love that 1939 British poster, and can’t stop thinking of ways to freak it up. 

This shirt meets you at that strange little place in the middle of the bookstore, where the weird stuff hangs out.

If you have trouble explaining to your friends why you like reading a particular author or quasi-genre, we get you.

The Shirt: This is printed on a premium 100% Cotton shirt in rich, solid reds. Pure, breathable cotton—the way the Prime Minister (and his successors) would have approved. No heather, no polyester blends. Ick.

The Design: The iconic crown and the bold, vintage typography of the 1939 original.

Perfect for:

• Fans who know that Joe's byline guarantees a great read.
• Readers who love a little mystery, a dash of magic, and a whole lot of history.
• Anyone who believes that when the world gets loud, the only logical response is a good book and a bit of nuttiness.
• The proud owner of books by a Derringer Award winner.
  

The Fabric: This unisex tee feels soft, lightweight, and has the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), pre-shrunk, and side-seamed for a perfect fit.

Why wait? Join the club. If you haven't read Joe yet, you're missing out. If you have, you know exactly why you need this shirt.

Yes, it's fine for ladies and gentlemen! Check out the sizes. If you're in-between, we recommend rounding up.

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