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Joe & Denise

Keep Calm and Keep Writing Unisex T-Shirt

Keep Calm and Keep Writing Unisex T-Shirt

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The muse is fickle.

Show up anyway.

 

In 1939, the British government printed a poster urging its citizens to keep calm and carry on in the face of chaos. Writers have been doing that for centuries—minus the poster.

Getting the words done is a battle. You fight your own expectations, other people's expectations, the clock, the couch, and that peculiar brand of creative exhaustion that strikes precisely when you sit down to work.

Some days the muse comes looking for you, full of fire and inspiration. Most days you have to drag her in kicking and screaming, sit her down, and show her you are ready.

The rewards are great—seeing your name in print, hearing from a reader who connected with your story, knowing you built something from nothing. But the only way to get there is to show up for your dream. Every. Single. Day.

We have been writing professionally for more than two decades—novels, nonfiction, journalism, children's books, short stories. We know the grind. We know the glory. This shirt is for everyone who shares that life, or who dreams of it.

The Shirt: Printed on a premium 100% Cotton shirt in a rich red hue. Pure, breathable cotton—no heather, no polyester blends. Comfortable enough for a marathon writing session, or at least a long afternoon of staring at a blinking cursor.

The Design: The iconic crown and typography of the 1939 original, repurposed for the most stubborn tribe on earth: writers. Finished with "Keep Writing"—because the only way out is through.

Perfect for:

  • Writers who know that the first draft is always the hardest.
  • Anyone who has ever dragged the muse in kicking and screaming.
  • Novelists, journalists, essayists, bloggers, and anyone who dreams of seeing their work in print.
  • The stubborn soul who shows up every day, even when the words don't.

The Fabric: This unisex tee feels soft, lightweight, and has the right amount of stretch. Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), pre-shrunk, and side-seamed for a perfect fit.

It's fine for ladies and gentlemen alike! Check out the sizes. If you're in-between, we recommend rounding up.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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How Do I Get My Books—and Read Them?

Paperbacks & Journals: Printed on-demand by our independent printer when you order. Allow 10–15 days for delivery.

Ebooks: Delivered via email through BookFunnel after a short delay to manually approve orders. Download to your device immediately.

Compatible Devices • Amazon Kindle • Kobo • Nook • Tablet • Phone • Computer • BookFunnel app (free)

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