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Cannoli Be Murder Unisex T-Shirt

Cannoli Be Murder Unisex T-Shirt

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It Cannoli Be Murder!

The perfect tee for fans of cozy mysteries and Italian desserts.

Solve the case on an empty stomach? Never. Join the ranks of the Book Lady with this official t-shirt featuring the ultimate culinary pun. Whether you're investigating a crime scene over a cappuccino, devouring a rare culinary edition, or just love the perfect pairing of a good mystery and a buttery pastry, this design captures the essence of Aunt Bea's world.

The Shirt: Crafted for the reader who values comfort as much as a good plot twist. This tee features a 100% cotton construction that feels soft, breathable, and perfectly broken-in from day one. No polyester blends—just pure, comfortable cotton that moves with you.

Available in nine hues. The shirt is flattering for both ladies and gentlemen alike.

The Design: A playful, hand-drawn illustration of two large, cream-filled cannoli and the punchline "It cannoli be murder!"

Perfect for:

  • Book clubs that take their snacks seriously.
  • Italian restaurants where the conversation turns to crime.
  • Lazy Sunday afternoons with a mystery novel and cannoli.
  • Anyone who believes that the best clues are found between bites.

The shirt is everything you've dreamed of—and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Check out the sizes. If you're in-between, we recommend rounding up.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shipping & Delivery

First Things First:

All digital items always ship free. Physical orders (print books, T-shirts, journals) ship free at $35 or more.

How Do I Get My Books—and Read Them?

Paperbacks & Journals: Printed on-demand by our independent printer when you order. Allow 10–15 days for delivery.

Ebooks: Delivered via email through BookFunnel after a short delay to manually approve orders. Download to your device immediately.

Compatible Devices • Amazon Kindle • Kobo • Nook • Tablet • Phone • Computer • BookFunnel app (free)

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